Before Dave Coulier became the insufferable Uncle Joey on the now classic 90's sitcom Full House, he was just Dave, pulling his "Cut-It-Out!" shtick on a much beloved TV show from my childhood. Out Of Control fell somewhere between the categories of talk/variety/random absurdity aimed at children that aired between 1984-1988 on Nickelodeon.
The show hosted a nonsensical cast of characters and topics like "How NOT to do Things" and "Hurry Up!" where host Dave would pull a lever to speed up an otherwise boring activity. But my favorite was always "Fast-Told Fairy Tales" where the zany Diz Aster (get it?) would tell her version of a classic tale at lightning speed usually followed by her trademark "Ah-ahah! Ah-ahah!" shriek. She's kind of like a Gwen Stefani/Cyndi Lauper hybrid.
why hello there! my name is steff and i'm a lady-type from New Jersey. if you'd like to criticize me or shower me with praise, please email steffsux [at] gmail [dot] com or just leave a comment on this page. have i mentioned that you're awesome? and... i love you. well i don't really know you but maybe i would love you if i did. or maybe you'd love me and i'd just find you creepy and then that would make this whole relationship kind of weird. so let's just leave it at: i love you, unless you are creepy, and if you are, i'm sorry this couldn't work out but i really hope you understand and it's probably better that we aren't friends. for obvious reasons.