why hello there! my name is steff and i'm a lady-type from New Jersey. if you'd like to criticize me or shower me with praise, please email steffsux [at] gmail [dot] com or just leave a comment on this page. have i mentioned that you're awesome? and... i love you. well i don't really know you but maybe i would love you if i did. or maybe you'd love me and i'd just find you creepy and then that would make this whole relationship kind of weird. so let's just leave it at: i love you, unless you are creepy, and if you are, i'm sorry this couldn't work out but i really hope you understand and it's probably better that we aren't friends. for obvious reasons.